When you’re a kid your mom is always telling you make sure you wash your hands, and tidy up after you. But what if you were … a pig?
Being tidy and clean would not be polite at all… It would be Completely Unacceptable Behavior. And what if you were a snail? Or an elephant? Or a monkey?
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H I L A R I O U S ! … introduces proper etiquette without being preachy… dirty, slow, noisy, messy, goofy kids will love this book….” – Witchita Eaglesee more reviews
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