Vonnegut’s Creative Writing 101

vonnegutDon’t know about you but I’m always on the look out for the perfect special notebook, pencil, or pen that will help my writing. Here are 8 helpful tips from Kurt Vonnegut on writing that are probably all you need to know:

1/ Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2/ Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3/ Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4/ Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.

5/ Start as close to the end as possible.

6/ Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7/ Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8/ Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

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Got those straight? Good. Vonnegut then summarizes all of his rules with this quote about Flannery O’Connor (whom he considered the greatest writer of his generation):

“She broke practically every one of my rules but the first. Great writers tend to do that.”

SLJ.

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