Our know-it-all narrator is at it again, in How To Get Married, By Me The Bride — this hilarious companion to the New York Times bestselling ‘How To Be A Baby’.
Take it from the six-year-old “bride-to-be”: No one will marry you if you don’t ever brush your hair and it looks like a bird’s nest back there. And never get married when it’s dark, because you might not see the groom, and marry the wrong person. When you have found your Own True Love, you must ask permission. “Can I marry you please?” you say. “Yes, please,” he says.
How To Get Married, By Me The Bride is the perfect book of advice for kids who play pretend and throw mock weddings, and also for actual “grown-up” brides and their flower girls.
Sure to be a hit with fans of the first title as well as the Fancy Nancy crowd.” – School Library Journal
“The sage advice is wittily illustrated … and full of ideas for playing wedding make-believe, involving cake, presents, and pets.” -The New York Timessee more reviews
“How To Get Married: Aspiring brides and starry-eyed flower girls alike will be enchanted.” Kirkus
“How To Get Married: stylish and witty” Publisher’s Weekly
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